Humorists could find plenty of material here.
I am reminded of the punch line to the joke:
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. "That's not funny."
Good point. The Left cannot prevent itself from becoming brittle and nastily self-righteous. That particular combination prevents the Left from being funny or employing irony. That is why they cannot meme very well. Leftist ideologues are too busy finding reasons to be outraged enough to deny the humanity, character, and even civil rights of those who entertain contray opinions. What does that make them? Well, I might refer to H. L. Mencken's line about Puritans, but he was factually unfair about that group as a whole. But progressives and feminists do bear a resemblance to a certain group of Puritans, the ones whom progressives have rightly denounced for sexism and and legal injustice for over 250 years--the Salem Witch Hunters. This is ironic, but it is true. So, how many progressives, feminists, and Salem Witch Hunters does it take to denounce and accuse innocent citizens of crimes that these citizens have never committed? Though the answer is still not funny, Joe Biden, Merrick Garland, and the FBI have a slightly different rhetorical answer. Denouncing their critics just as vehemently as Witch Hunters denounced those who questioned "spectral evidence" to convict the accused during the Salem trials, this sorry group of public servants simply say, "Who are you to question your government? You are simply fascists for even bringing this up. You have a lot of nerve to criticize the FBI, the Justice Department, and the President. Why, one might get the idea that you have a Constitutional right to do that. So, get ready for an IRS audit."
Humorists could find plenty of material here.
I am reminded of the punch line to the joke:
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. "That's not funny."
Good point. The Left cannot prevent itself from becoming brittle and nastily self-righteous. That particular combination prevents the Left from being funny or employing irony. That is why they cannot meme very well. Leftist ideologues are too busy finding reasons to be outraged enough to deny the humanity, character, and even civil rights of those who entertain contray opinions. What does that make them? Well, I might refer to H. L. Mencken's line about Puritans, but he was factually unfair about that group as a whole. But progressives and feminists do bear a resemblance to a certain group of Puritans, the ones whom progressives have rightly denounced for sexism and and legal injustice for over 250 years--the Salem Witch Hunters. This is ironic, but it is true. So, how many progressives, feminists, and Salem Witch Hunters does it take to denounce and accuse innocent citizens of crimes that these citizens have never committed? Though the answer is still not funny, Joe Biden, Merrick Garland, and the FBI have a slightly different rhetorical answer. Denouncing their critics just as vehemently as Witch Hunters denounced those who questioned "spectral evidence" to convict the accused during the Salem trials, this sorry group of public servants simply say, "Who are you to question your government? You are simply fascists for even bringing this up. You have a lot of nerve to criticize the FBI, the Justice Department, and the President. Why, one might get the idea that you have a Constitutional right to do that. So, get ready for an IRS audit."
How many German engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: NICHTS! Wenn die Gl├╝hbirne richtig konstruiert wurde! (NONE! If the lightbulb was engineered properly!
TIP: don't tell a German engineer this joke.
Psychiatrists?
Not that many.
Only one actually, but the light bulb really has to want to change.